No u

The only 2 words that shouldn’t be used when trying to make a comeback to someone else’s statement about themselves.

I’m going to watch TV at 9:30.

No u!

by BadFinbarNation12 December 24, 2019

No u tolu

No u tolu is the no u meme where you get fucking shot but ten times worse

Ur nanny has a tranny

No u tolu
Guess I’ll die now

by E geez on the internet December 13, 2018

No u

The best comeback in history.

Kid 1: Your mom is fat!
Kid 2: No u

by Ryealie February 22, 2019

no u

an annoying insult my cousin wont stop using. its not funny nor clever.

Person 1: stop being an idiot
Person 2: no u
Person 1: *violently stabs*

by material gworl😻💅 January 12, 2022

u/g

abbreviation for 'upgrade'

I know a computer geek that could have gotten you a new 500gb for less than $50, and could have done that u/g for you cheaply!

by fpcassini November 13, 2011

u smooth

Mines if you shave, down there, or not

You just go up to a person and say “U smooth!?”

by Official Sexy Lexi December 4, 2019

Feed the U

To do something utterly disgusting but also required. The expression came about when a guy was sharing a small hotel room with his new girlfriend. After passing a stool in the morning, he discovered that the flush didn't work. Rather than face the embarrassment of letting his new flame witness his morning defecation, he dropped to his knees, grabbed the turd and manually fed it through the u-bend.

"I really don't want to do this but I've got to feed the u"

by horndog2017 July 5, 2017