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Money

An evil vice that enslaves the vast majority of all humanity while simultaneously preventing the masses from achieving their goals/living their dreams/being where they want to be. Don't let people fool you into thinking that if you somehow had a little more of it, you'd be okay. What makes money so evil is that we are forced to use it, often against our will.
There's a homeless person sleeping on the street. The homeless person is homeless and starving because of money. Money is the root of all evil.
by Space Wrangler February 27, 2022
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Money

Money doesn't buy happiness? Hell yeah it does!
by Please candy March 6, 2022
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Free money

Easy money, meaning you didn’t have to work hard for it
Nice bit of free money for you there pal’
by FUoneeyedwilly March 6, 2022
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Gang Money

A group of extr-- I mean a group of highly wanted gangsters on the discord community from kenya.
by DoggyStylePerformer March 7, 2022
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cash money paper

Something someone says when something cool happens, like when you would say "poggers". It's also said with a fast paced accent.
-Yo dude, you see that fast car pass by.

-Yeah, that car was "cash money paper".
by FAGBOY_&_CHUMCHUM November 16, 2020
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Crash money

When you're in a tight spot or potential legal situation with a stranger that you need get get out of quickly or a stranger you're on a date with but don't like and you want to bribe them or leave quickly on good terms you hit them with some Crash Money to exit or escape smoothly with no drama or bs following you.
My dad was in a bad accident with a car load of foreigners and he didn't want any heat from cops or trouble from them so he gave them some crash money and bolted.

I found myself on a blind dinner date with an ugly girl and wanted to bolt quickly so I paid the tab and gave her $50. And said I have to use the restroom, and slipped out the back exit and ghosted.
by Mead's Mead December 1, 2020
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You ain’t worth a damn cent
Girl:Let me get some money for my hair!
Dude:”I was bout to ask you ,You the one with all the money
by Kidd knowledge December 3, 2020
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