Jake

Has a weird love for turtles and is generally shy, but a funny person.

Joe: That "Jake" kid is always real quiet
Mama: He's real nice when you get to know him

by RoombaMan1929 May 29, 2021

phantom jake

Phantom jake is the owner of gonar's bank. He is the machine shaped like the head. He is trying to use the pillars. the water drops onto the saltpeter creating a strange idea.

Don't worry about phantom jake

by Exposed brain May 30, 2021

Jake Hoisington

An absolute G.O.A.T

He is a Jake hoisington

by anonymous May 31, 2021

Jake

Just the best person in the world. Loves playing sports and isn’t scared to stand his ground against anyone!

“See Jake over there he’s probably high on weed”

by suck daddy123 June 1, 2021

Jake paul

A guy who only thinks he’s the best boxer but boxes anyone but a real boxer and thinks he’s too shit. His brain doesn’t function properly and is a big small brain.

Man: Hey u know jake Paul

Me: oh yeah that guy. Didn’t his brother film a dead body

by sammmmmmmmmmm1919 June 3, 2021

Jake

The embodiment of beauty, inside and out.
Jake is the kind of person who couls always pick you up, who would always brighten your day and would never leave you feeling down.

Although Jake could be a bit selfish at times, that doesnt mask how great a person he/she is.

That's very Jake thing to do.

by AngelinaPortaVaga June 7, 2021

Jake

"Jake" is used when referring to someone you respect very much. It could mean an aristocrat. This can be extremely offensive if used sarcastically or in a similar way.

Ezra: Wow he's being such a Jake, Ruben!
Ruben: Yeah, that guy is a MAJOR Jake!

by beanebabeabebabenabdsandkjblds June 8, 2021