Half a gimptard

When one of your parents are a gimptard and the other is not

I’m half a gimptard because my mom is a gimptard and my dad is normal

by Half a Gimptard inc December 12, 2023

Half Cooked Potato

Is it a potato? Is it a buttery rock? Who Knows? But we all know Chad Higgins half cooked.

Who fucked up this potato? No one likes a half cooked potato. We all know who made it.... Chad.

by MumbleBeesHusband December 13, 2023

half not in common

When you partially match with someone on a topic.

I love playing pool in suburban dive bars but my date just likes the bar so we had that half not in common.

by oldsheepie December 18, 2023

Half cocked judy

A Judy chop at the ready. Used to decapitate potlickers

Poor Cletus snuck up on me when I was carrying a half cocked Judy. I mistook him for a potlicker and nearly took his head off.

by Jdog79 December 26, 2023

Half a gimptard

When one of your parents is a gimptard and the other is normal

I’m half a gimptard because my mom is a gimptard and my dads a regular person

by Half a Gimptard inc January 14, 2024

Halfdan

Has the smallest penis in the world, and usually is from christian ø. He is also a fifa lover, but is trash at the game.

person 1" is that halfdan"
person 2"yeah lets run away i wouldnt be seen around him"

by halfdan lover 123 November 12, 2023

half and half

Someone born from two different races

Jasmine DuBois from the Boondocks is considered a half and half. Born from Tom (black) and Sarah (White Mudshark)

by Flaccid Gumby November 15, 2023