A male, usually age 25-50, who volunteers on a rural fire department. This male usually works at a 9-5 job, leaving that job for every call, and claims PTSD from a grass fire. This faggot usually is anti EMS and pro running sirens and horns at 3am in the town of 500 people. You will also find this faggot spending large amounts of public funds for rescue gear that they will never use.
Hey Brad, did you see that volunteer fire fag establish scene command after there was already a unit on scene?
Hey Chief Jacqui, why did your volunteer fire fag nearly kill me with his decked out POV going 75mph in town to the dumpster fire?
Hey Chief Jacqui, why did your volunteer fire fag nearly kill me with his decked out POV going 75mph in town to the dumpster fire?
by Azzhole69 March 28, 2023
Get the Volunteer Fire Fagmug. 
An inconsiderate, extremely annoying person, who either owns and rides a Harley, or grifts people online for right-wing political culture war purposes.
Typically, Fags often consider themselves and present themselves as the coolest shit on the block. They either do this by riding their Harleys really loudly to get attention from passers by, or by presenting themselves as fans of a certain piece of media. Of course, the moment they open their mouths or perform their stunts, they expose themselves as spiteful douchebags who ruin everyone's day despite attracting fellow, similarly dim-witted people to join their gang. Common warning signs include taking stuff out of context for the Culture Warrior kind, or loud motorcycle noises for the Harley Rider kind.
Typically, Fags often consider themselves and present themselves as the coolest shit on the block. They either do this by riding their Harleys really loudly to get attention from passers by, or by presenting themselves as fans of a certain piece of media. Of course, the moment they open their mouths or perform their stunts, they expose themselves as spiteful douchebags who ruin everyone's day despite attracting fellow, similarly dim-witted people to join their gang. Common warning signs include taking stuff out of context for the Culture Warrior kind, or loud motorcycle noises for the Harley Rider kind.
Eric Cartman: You do realise that everyone thinks you're total Fags, right?
Biker: What did you say?
Eric Cartman: You know, when people like you drive down the street with your unnecessarily loud motorcycles thinking you're all cool, everyone is laughing at you and calling you pathetic faggots. You do realise this, right?
Biker: Hey man! We roll how we roll! And if people are annoyed or intimidated by it, that's too bad for THEM!
Eric Cartman: No, no, no. Nobody's intimidated. Everyone realizes that those who are so needy for attention they need to dress up and be as loud as possible are YOU GUYS, and sixteen year old girls. Just wanted to let you know: You're Fucking Fags.
Biker: Th-that little kid called us "Fags!"
Biker: What did you say?
Eric Cartman: You know, when people like you drive down the street with your unnecessarily loud motorcycles thinking you're all cool, everyone is laughing at you and calling you pathetic faggots. You do realise this, right?
Biker: Hey man! We roll how we roll! And if people are annoyed or intimidated by it, that's too bad for THEM!
Eric Cartman: No, no, no. Nobody's intimidated. Everyone realizes that those who are so needy for attention they need to dress up and be as loud as possible are YOU GUYS, and sixteen year old girls. Just wanted to let you know: You're Fucking Fags.
Biker: Th-that little kid called us "Fags!"
by nebtothaleft August 20, 2024
Get the Fagmug. by THAT_ROMANIAN652 June 1, 2020
Get the Fagmug. Guy 1: dude look at those Harley fags
Guy 2: yeah, I hope those fags ride into a brick wall
Guy 1: totally agree
Guy 2: yeah, I hope those fags ride into a brick wall
Guy 1: totally agree
by Trans douchebag December 12, 2021
Get the Fagmug. one of your friends comes up behind you and kicks your leg, you fall over and yell "fag-muffin" and inflict physical pain on him/her.
by lesley martins April 21, 2010
Get the fag-muffinmug. a term so antient that the original acronym is unknown. the word refers to a group of homies making up a plan as they go, playing it by ear if you will.
by G(sus)tavo Fring February 16, 2023
Get the fagmug.