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David

A guy who comes off as a total idiot, but is an absolute mastermind, who is 10 steps ahead of you. His genitalia is so heavy that it weighs him down.
Everyone look, it is David, our nutty father.
by DumpyUndies33 November 22, 2021
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david eagle

Afraid people won’t respect his property and claims he’s “tired” of bashes.
“I’m just not in the mood for it” -david eagle
by Poop suck March 23, 2022
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David Stinson

Looser kid that cries over food on the daily
Like david stinson aint pushing p, cus I took his food and he snitched
by DavidStinsonHater January 18, 2022
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David Fumero Is the Closest Cuban-Dominican-Robles There Are In West Foruthu <Soho>
David Fumero Is the Closest Cuban-Dominican-Robles There Are In West Foruthu <Soho>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025
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David

Hey David...
Hym "David... When I coach UFC fighters... THEY WIN... 100% OF THE TIME... I have a 100% victory track record... Andrew Tate shovel hook... Daniel Peña vs Michael Paige... Strickland vs Adesanya... Justin vs YOUR GUY... 100%... The Demi-God of victory... I am Hym..."
by Hym Iam December 24, 2023
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David Beckhamandcheese

A funny name to represent a footballer that is a fatass or obsese as fuck.
Chris: What team do you play for?
John: LA Galaxy
Chris: How much you weight?
John:410 pounds
Chris: GAH DAHM!!! YOU FUCKIN DAVID BECKHAMANDCHEESE!!!
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 19, 2023
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David Ruiz

A guy with a plump ass and gives amazing head
"I heard Oliver got a blow job from David Ruiz"
"OH my is he lucky"
by MeekPill2207 November 30, 2021
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