David Cano

THE REALEST OF THE REALEST NIGGA EVER

that boy david cano loyal asf!

by Jamica2020 September 21, 2020

David

David: a guy who loves watching things like anime and football.

What's david doing? oh it's ok he's just doing some art.

by AngelAKattt April 16, 2022

David

That one big chungus that likes to steal all the luck from other people. He is very handsome and likes to play with furry animals and kids (no homo, pedo). He wins 9000 euro then 10 mins after he will gamble it all away for an fornite anime skin.

Who is that guy?

Oh thats david...

You mean that guy who gambles money?

yes...

oh....

by Jóžef May 5, 2022

David

egg

Hi David, why is your head look like an egg

by sillygooseegg December 9, 2023

david sales

A all around asshole to younger siblings and with a average prostate size of 3-4 inches, and has a short temper

Your a fucking David Sales

by My ninja nigga September 14, 2016

Mad david

so cringy it gives you goosebumps.

Kevin>That's not 3 out of 3.. that's 3! Get it?
Paolo> Thats mad david bro

by TrueReligion77 April 19, 2024

David Williams

David Williams is a very muscular sport teacher in whitmore high school. He goes by the name Dolph due to his squashed up nose and close resemblance to the rocky character. Dolph specialises in showing off his calf muscles and doing dead lifts in front of year 7s. He is often found roaming around the school car park in shorts while he shoes off how hard he is by wearing shorts in the snow. Dolph especially loves shagging his students' nan. Dolph would never miss an opportunity to exercise his calves.

David Williams has massive fucking calves

by Whitmore is shit September 8, 2020