Majority of “Prosper Dads” fully belive their son is getting a full ride football scholarship to a D1 school, has started their middle schooler on performance enhancing “vitamins” and considers it a compliment when their town is used as a derogatory adjective to describe their imprudent financial decisions (ie: “That’s very Prosper of them). They are so involved with their son’s sports career, that they choose not to question the validity of their wife’s new career path as a social media influencer as long as she’s busy and not bothering him.
That prosper dad
by Your mom 75 October 12, 2023
by Hoosier's dad December 29, 2016
The Dad to the girl of you dream. You don’t want to get on the wrong side of him cause he is a mean southern Dad with his shoutgun.
Tommy-Are you Kiersten’s Dad. Mississippi Dad-while yes and you better not hurt my daughter or I’ll hurt you.
by Fortnitegod12345 January 28, 2018
The act of getting lost on a walk, hike, car ride, etc and refusing to use GPS, most commonly used by dads with too much pride.
by Magnus554 June 18, 2017
by ugly turtle March 13, 2021
The father of Kai, Cory. Cory has long hair and a beard. He is considered dope and smokes out his son. What is there not to like about Kai’s Dad?
Karim: Yo there’s something different about this guy... Who is he?
Ian B: You know who that is Karim, its Cory. You know... Kai’s Dad.
Ian B: You know who that is Karim, its Cory. You know... Kai’s Dad.
by TheBBCman October 29, 2018
by Theslutcum June 28, 2022