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cock features

someone who is so ugly or foul looking, that the only way to describe their face, is to compare it with a penis.
"that boy's face has cock features"
by conor o'niell November 7, 2008
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corn cock

by stackattack January 13, 2011
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cock mounger

one who illeagaly sells cock on the blackmarket
Pinky the gay pimp is the biggest cock mounger in my city.
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Cock-gob

Mr. Jones, you're such a little cock-gob!
by Burkizzle January 11, 2006
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Cock Woddle

The walk one uses when their ball sack has a rash. Can also be used to describe an man's dick swinging from side to side.
Donald Trump's cock woddle is very noticeable!
by Dolan the Duck April 17, 2017
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Cock Envy

To be envious of someone else's cock, often because of no reason.

Can be often mixed up with cockney
Beautiful woman: Being cockney for no reason

Man: Who do you think I am cock envious of?

Beautiful woman: Don't know....you tell me?

Man: I don't have any Cock Envy, honest. Please believe me
by MonkeyBoots December 27, 2011
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buckle cock

When a male and female are engaged in sexual intercourse and going at it full pelt the males penis accidently slips out but in the heat of the moment goes for an instant re-dock but instead misses the target thus causeing a painfull and instant deformation of the penis in a buckling manner.
hey tom i was going at it hammer n tongs with this tart that i picked up whilst out on the raz last night but about half way through my chubby popped out and the bitch sat right on top of my dick and she gave me a right buckle cock.
by mmmicecream May 9, 2009
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