May 3

Tell me the thing you were going to tell me.

Tell me the thing you were going to tell me on may 3
Kill yourself
Ok

by Captain piss pistol May 3, 2022

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May 10

National grab ur homies leg day

May 10
*Grabs leg*
Guy: *grabs back*

by Gingerbread shed May 3, 2022

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May 3rd

National send titty pics day

May 3rd

by JEFF JEFFY JEFFERSON May 3, 2022

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may 4

Nation hug and kiss a Caden day!

Teacher: Why does Caden have hickeys on his neck?
Kid:It’s may 4
Teacher: oh yeah i forgot *gives kiss and hug*

by penis crusader May 3, 2022

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May 28

A cool person (and gay) named Atlas who is born in May 28th B)

someone: you know what day it is?
me: May 28 also as my friend, Atlas’ brithday pretty cool am i right? B)

by pekpekconsumer123 May 3, 2022

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"Hey did you know its national lunar day?"
"no.. whats that?"
"National lunar day is when you give them a gift I got them cheez-its you should too! National lunar day ! Give them a gift ""
"okay!"
The definition of May 5th is national lunar day when you give them a gift

by annonnoyumus May 3, 2022

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