apple

what the fuck are you doing looking up apple, it’s a damn fruit

why should you need to know what apple is on urban dictionary

by yrou’e November 29, 2020

Bone apple tea

Y'all stop slandering my language. It's bon appétit not bone apple tea or bone apple teeth or idk what bitches it's Bon appétit, get it right. Fucking Americans I swear y'all ruin everything.

"Wow you're such a good cook babe. Well bone apple tea I guess?"

"IT'S BON APPÉTIT BITCH IM GETTING A DIVORCE. JE HAIS LES AMÉRICAINS "

by Frenchhoeing December 18, 2016

Apple Bapples

a more sophisticated term for the American restaurant chain “Applebee’s”. only to be used in passing by the nerdiest, best of folk.

“i’m at apple bapples”

by muddyhobbit May 22, 2025

apple

guys if you don't know what an apple is, you're dumb

hey look an apple

by yourmomandmeat12 December 8, 2017

apple

apple, red, sweet, juicy

apple is a red juicy fruit the everyone should eat every day

by MopMan_ November 4, 2019

apple

THE BEST FRUIT ON EARTH!!!(only after watermelon duh!) get that?

I like eating apples.

by Emiily September 8, 2021

apple care

the shittiest and most expensive repair service that will deny your request to have your device fixed

If you pay for apple care, you are literally special needs.

by mad_nic November 8, 2021