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Whats cracking on the blender

Vegan or comedian alternative for "Whats cracking on the skillet ?" (first spotted in 1 of Alisa Amerigo standup specials).
Hey, whats cracking on the blender ! Pls. dont answer ! Im just telling you "hi, wassup".
by OliviaWild February 28, 2021
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What brings you on?

after exchanging niceties and compliments with his new match, Bartholomew saw the dreaded "What brings you on?" pop up in his Tinder chat with Beatrice. "my fucking god," he thought, "why do people ask that dumb fucking question? what brings me on? I used my fingers swiping an app that probably sells my location data. fuck off, lady" and he immediately unmatched
by Uncle Joosie May 2, 2022
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What's the meaning of life

42.

The reason why is that advanced alien beings create a supercomputer, called Deep Thought, to figure out the answer to the so-called Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. After calculating for 7.5-million years, Deep Thought determined the answer was the number 42.
Me: What's the meaning of life?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: 42
Me: Why?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Yes.
by Doge man DEFINES April 3, 2022
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AYO WHAT THE FUCK

Me: HE'S LOW, HE'S LOW!

Friend: I GOT HIM I GOT HIM

Boss: *Enters phase 2*

Me: AYO WHAT THE FUCK
by ayo what the fuck April 3, 2022
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WHAT IT DOES DO

Our lord and savior loltyler1's way of asking "what's good?"
by deejkdeejk October 6, 2021
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Whats watermelons sugar

IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE YOUTUBER GLOOM I'LL TELL YOU WHAT SHE SAID
"Speaking of things you SHOULDN'T search up is, "Whats watermelons sugar"
by No🖐️ June 5, 2021
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What the dog did

When the dog has taken a breath mint from one of King Bach's friends.
King Bach: What da dog doin?
Bachs friend: He took a mint from me

Bachs other friend: I can't believe what the dog did
by An average funny guy June 27, 2021
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