Average American

A phrase used, especially online, by those who live outside of the United States of America, to mock Americans anytime they say or post anything that is flat-out stupid or incorrect that is used in many occasions, whether the conversation be about sports or geography.
Look at Jimmy right there. He really tried to say that China borders the United States.

I know, right. He is very much the Average American.
by Average Nothing Enjoyer July 19, 2022
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Mexican-American

Finding that Mexico is a separate country from America, I find this term as pejorative. In the Mexican-American war Santa Ana lost, so I believe that Hispanic-American or the more general Latino/Latina be used instead. Any claims to the contrary are an act of perfidy(truce breaking), a war crime.
In Martineztown, a district of Albuquerque, New Mexico, one may find a Mexican-American.
by buildanewbomb November 04, 2021
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New American Dream

Three hots (meals) and a cot (bed).
I wanted a mansion overlooking a bay, but now that I'm broke, homeless, and fucked-up, I'd settle for three hots and a cot, my New American Dream.
by Daily Planet Reporter August 28, 2012
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All-American Poop-Out

A type of performative pooping festival common in the rural United States.
I’ve just got to get down to the All-American Poop-Out at the fairgrounds…
by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024
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American Creo

American Creo (noun) person(s) who are of both black/African and White/European ancestry.

Language: American English

Synonyms: Mulatto, Creo, Crelatto, Creolatto,biracial(white/black).

Created by MrAnthonyAli (see YouTube)
I am American Creo 🇺🇸
by Americancreoleman November 23, 2022
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Summer All-American

Someone who is a college runner that visits Boulder or Flagstaff during the summer and only talks about being All-American in cross country. These athletes usually hammer easy runs, finish outside the top 150, or never make it to nationals.
Andrew: You see those “Summer All-Americans” hammering their long run at Mags.
by Runnerboy69 December 08, 2023
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American-itis

American-itis, also known as the American Plague, is a rather serious illness caused by overusing an american accent and resulting in you being unable to stop using an american accent. It can vary in severeness, ranging from only a few words being only spoken in an american accent to your entire vocabulary being saboutaged by the accent. Treatment is unique for each patient, and the illness can vary lasting from just a few days to a whole lifetime.
"Did you hear that ______ caught the American-itis ?"
"Damn bro, hope it's not too severe."

"He can barely say any words without the accent."
by vaqlued June 08, 2023
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