Your dad

In your best friends bed.
It’s meant to be.
Don’t deny it.

You: Have you seen my dad?
Your best friend: Yes, your dad is in my bed.

by SimpfortheWeasley’s November 7, 2020

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Get the Your dadmug.

Cinnamon Roll Dad

On hat worn by cuteservative protesting against "Me Too".

My cinnamon roll dad don't need no job - he's got me.

by sitonacactus January 12, 2021

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Get the Cinnamon Roll Dadmug.

Dad

That one person that keeps trying to find milk and never manages

-Has your dad come home yet?
-Nope
-Oh. When did he leave?

-I don't remember.
-Ah well, mine came home yesterday.
-Really?
-No.

by PotatoKiwiCat123 May 5, 2024

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Dad-Molested

*Ping* ANOTHER BULLSEYE! DID I NOT FUCKING CALL IT OR WHAT!? DID I NOT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!? I AM A FUCKING CRACK-SHOT!

Hym "What was it I said about chicks getting dad-molested? Remind me again. I blame the incest cult. This is what happens when you let Jewish incest cults spread out of control! HOW DO I DO IT!? IN THE ABSENCE OF DATA, I STILL NEVER MISS! I'M LIKE THE DEAD-SHOT OF EXPLAINING THINGS! I'M LIKE THE HAWKEYE OF THEORIZING! MY POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!! (<- That's a smite reference)

by Hym Iam August 19, 2024

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