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Nebraskan Man hands

Noun(2)
synonyms: man hands, nebraskan, fatass, fatty

1. A person that has a very strong, muscular, man-like hands.

2. A person who is either fat or obese.
Tuan: Hey, Nebraskan Man hands.
Amy: Roar!!!!! What do you want?!!!
Tuan: Uhh... Would you mind opening this jar of pickles for me?
Amy: Why sure!
Tuan: Thanks a lot Nebraskan! I was beginning to worry that you might go and try and eat me...
Amy: No problem! Call me any time when you're in need of my man hands!
Tuan: Okay, thanks fatty!
by AznDork916 June 10, 2013
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invisible bloody hands

the action of taking your best friend, and then hiring two people to kill them. The purpose of this action is so that you can personally obtain your private ambitions without feeling the guilt of actually murdering your closest friend and his friends and/or family.
I felt as if i had invisible bloody hands when murdering my best friend indirectly.
by kjaxdasdsdasda May 6, 2009
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Left Handed Daphne

Left Handed Daphne means vagina; whore with a deep vagina.
"All my coworkers are left handed daphnes"
by bigmouthfacts May 19, 2023
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edward SLEAZY-hands

This is a game based off the ever so popular game edward 40 hands. However, when participating in this game, the player is doing this by him or herself. Usually resulting in urinating ones self, adding to the insult and self-degradation of already playing the game edward 40 hands by ones self.
"man, i was so bored last friday night. I ended up playing edward SLEAZY-hands and pissed myself before i could untape my hands!"
by sleazist sleaze of the 7 seas February 20, 2010
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hand hammer juice

When one substitutes Hand sanitizer instead of lotion or a lubricant.
Billy couldn't find any lotion to rub one out so he used some hand hammer juice . It burned but it served the purpose.
by Kellykimhighhoe August 9, 2017
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upstate hand shake

“One finger in the throat and one in the rectum......"

When a neurological oriented member of a trauma 1 team checks gag reflex and performs a digital rectal examination simultaneously. This is usually performed on trauma patients to determine extent of abdominal, pelvic, and neurological injuries. New evidence shows the procedure is unnecessary but it's still performed and some have become fond of it's diagnostic powers.

"Espsoito et al (2005) found that none of 512 patients would have had a significant injury missed had the DRE been omitted." (Life In The Fast Lane)."Adding insult to injury?"
I just tried the ole Upstate Hand shake on the patient in room 2. Nurse, we're gonna need some restraints and sedation because they're fighting us for some reason!
by Doctor Jelly Finger February 8, 2014
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Southside Hand shake

A sexual move inwhich one person is positioned behind another. The rear person reaches through the front persons legs(male), cups the testicals and inserts the tumb on the same hand, into the anus.
I was bent over in bed, and the next thing I knew she was behind me giving me a southside hand shake!
by THE Tommy Ballgame August 24, 2010
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