if you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach

yes it’s true, if u stretch ur food will in fact full the closest dog to you. so be careful u don’t wanna to over weight a dog

“Don’t stretch after eating! Your food will go inside a dogs stomach! If you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach”

by dog fans July 22, 2022

Today ur gonna die

When u hear this, RUN BEFORE HE PULLS OUT HIS GUNNN!

Person one: Today ur gonna die, say goodnight!
Person two: (Nothing) Bc Their DEAD

by QuaterX3 June 20, 2023

ur mom

ur mom

"hey dude ur ugly" ur mom

by cacabutthole34 March 8, 2022

Ur Mom Gay

The way kids insult other kids.

"Hey, Billie! Ur Mom Gay!"

by specialvixtimunit May 21, 2019

ur mom gay

A much simpler way of saying your mom has large lesbian, many people have used it as an evolved yo mama joke.

Shut up man! Ur mom gay!

by Westvagina March 16, 2019

ur dad

Gay

ur dad gay

by urhdbdhurhdn January 18, 2020

ur mom

the worlds hottest women. the women all ur friends totally banged last night.

man 1: i smashed the HOTTEST chick last night
man 2: who?
man 1: ur mom ;)

by im gay <3 July 28, 2021