Riley & Sam

Two wholesome men who get along really well. Maybe a bit too well. They love spending time with each other and spanking Jamie's ass - who's a cute twink that loves to goon to furry porn.

Noa - "Yo those fellas over there are such a Riley & Sam!"

Jamie - "What do you mean by that?"

Noa - "They touching each other in public! Theres even children walking past but they dont care!"

Jamie - "I love furry porn"

by Gooner Mark August 10, 2025

Sam

When you insert your full forearm into someone's anus and twist

I'm going to Sam you tonight.

by JBCool26 August 16, 2025

Stinky Sam

The act of shitting on the ground, rolling in clotheless it for 10 minutes, and carrying on with your day like nothing happened.

"I had myself a wonderful stinky sam today."
"Nigga you're sick in the head."

by UmbrageGames August 16, 2025

Sam call

When some dumb person says to someone to call alot. So if ur friend is saying in the group chat smthing like (insert name) call use this

Mason: Sam call Sam call Sam call

by Corn starch the 1 August 23, 2025

Sam

Touches girls asses at football games

Yo you see that guy over there near all those girls? He’s being such a Sam right now

by User2840594928201084649 September 19, 2025

Sam (No one should be richer than me) Sedar

That PBD clip is fucking hilarious!

Sam (No one should be richer than me) Sedar "You see, me and the billionaires... Should have the same status and then anyone BENEATH ME... Should have to look to me as an authority. Like faggot Matt! And then resources should be allocated on the basis of whether or not I feel bad for you. But I still get to be a millionaire! That's the most important part."

Hym "And this is why it's never too late to start the liberal purge. Annihilate them completely. For they are a scourge upon the land."

by Hym Iam January 21, 2025

sam

sam is a stinky bum bum negro who is very stinky, they are a double whammy (an alcoholic and a junkie, DOUBLE WHAMMY!)
they were also a victim of unpenising and repenising.. sam was my test subject, all sams.. they hate negros and whites and browns and all of them and womens and them all.

sam: oh boy i am so happy that i got repenised! i was mourning the loss of my funny little friend and he got returned to me! i love my skin flute <3

by Crinklesnoop Hater January 25, 2025