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Can

Can is a very tall nice guy with great style who will do anything for the people he loves. He has his morals and principles that mean a lot to him and he will always try to do whats right. He has a great sense of humor and you will always make everyone around him laugh. Everyone usually likes his nice and outgoing character. He sometimes has problems making up his mind but only because he is very smart and always tries to come up with the best possible way to do anything.
Hahahaha that was funny can!
by Dumbbitchhhh January 29, 2020
mugGet the Canmug.

california coke can

A California come can, or Cali coke can, is when you take a coke a cola can and shit in it. Then bust a nut in it to give it a smoother consistency. You then take a dildo as a scoop and use the shot as lube when you fuck. Best for girls with a small pussy. It really gets in there.
Ally wanted to be a little kinky last night so I made her a California coke can.
by I like the thicc Bois January 7, 2019
mugGet the california coke canmug.

Wasted cans

When an actress has passed her prime and never showed the world her goods.
Did you guys hear about Jennifer Love Hewitt passing away? Talk about Wasted Cans
by Cmikesell July 15, 2016
mugGet the Wasted cansmug.

toothin in the can

Speaking on your bluetooth while using the bathroom
man 1: hello!
man 2: what up B?
man 1: hold on im toothin in the can!
man 3: who are u talking to?
by tomizcool June 20, 2008
mugGet the toothin in the canmug.

Can a lope

When someone says something thats obvious
Persion 1Hey do you play for ball
Persion 2 yes

Well do thay make you whare uniforms for football

Persion 2. That vary can a lope of you
by Faythe 776 December 3, 2020
mugGet the Can a lopemug.

If you're able bodied you can work

So I'm stealing your property so you have to
Hym "And if you have a billion dollars you can pay for the copyright you're stealing to make the AI."

A retard "If you're able bodied you can work."

Hym "That's not a profound revelation and I only work so I can pay my bills. Not because if have to do what you tell me to do. You're a glorified tie-breaker trying to convince everyone into enslaving a genius and they are perfectly willing to go along with it because there is literally no possibility that it will happen to them or their kids. Because they are retarded and their kids are going to be retarded."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
mugGet the If you're able bodied you can workmug.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
mugGet the no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top memug.

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