Jake

Someone who thinks that they're a bad boy, usually with the bio, "Jake/badboy/has a dark secret". Most Emily's fall for them.

"Jake is my crush guys."
"Really Emily? You know hes my crush!"

by realfairycaughtoncamera June 27, 2021

Jake Paul

A fucking cancer that that 15 million girls that follow him on YouTube

Person 1: hey have you seen jake Paul’s new video?
Person2: fuck no he is a bitch and he gives people cancer he prolly jacks off to little girls

by I’myourdaddy123 October 25, 2019

jake godwin

a little boy who would suck me dry for a penny.

Me: Jakey Poo, i'm in need of a pick-me up.

Jake Godwin: Sure man! You got a penny? I'll suck ya dry.

by single male looking for love March 27, 2017

jake soady

a fat ginger ball frog who grips on you testies and licks your ass until you shit in your mothers vagina

i met a jake soady and now im scared for life and she wasn't evan my mum it was yours

by guideryxn February 9, 2014

Jake Meredith

A skinny, white male with a small penis with nothing to lose and jackshit to gain.

Stacey: "Hey did you hear about that Jake Meredith guy?"
Brittany: "Yeah I heard that he ate a dick for nothing."
Stacey: "Fuck, that kid has nothing to lose."
Brittany "And he has nothing but a bag of dicks to gain."
Stacey: "I hate that skinny white boy."
Brittany: "Pretty sure he has a small penis too."
Stacey: "Probably."

by Bisharpp October 18, 2017

Jake

A Jake only owns two kinds of shirts: striped shirts, or shirts relating to french horns. If you are a Jake, you have a kind for beards on teenage boys.

Dude stop being such a Jake you don’t need to stroke every beard you see!

by Oh.its.just.me October 29, 2021

Jake Paul

The dumbest human being on the face of the earth

Your just like jake paul

by This is so lit sis that’s the July 19, 2019