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TAKING IT IN THE TONKA

The act of getting ass plowed by another he or she or he-she. This also refers to consuming narcotics by cramming them up your poop shoot.
My Tinder date be taking it in the Tonka. She ain’t gonna be walking straight for a week.

Also reference :

I took a Perc in the Tonka, that’s it money.
by Marion Cobretti Esq. November 22, 2022
mugGet the TAKING IT IN THE TONKAmug.

Take a Kayla

Drop a large deuce! To take a s***
I had to take a dump.

Did you see bill take a kayla!
Means to take a doo doo
by Takeadoodoo September 22, 2017
mugGet the Take a Kaylamug.

Taking a 'Shelly'

Being on the work place receiving end of a recreation of the 1990s Tango orange man from the sombrero wearing fuck wit in the office
"11am Tina sent that bloody email and he's just ignored it, now I'm the one taking a 'Shelly'"
by Laid Back Larry July 22, 2022
mugGet the Taking a 'Shelly'mug.

Take a Cruz

To run away from your problems and blame your own kids for your cowardice.
Where's Ted today?

He dropped everything and went to Cancun to take a Cruz and avoid dealing with his problems.
by Brocaincreator January 11, 2023
mugGet the Take a Cruzmug.

Shit Take Thursday

A day in which you post your shittiest takes, usually on a Thursday.
Person 1: Did you know racism is good?

Person 2: Interesting, I didn't know it was shit take Thursday.
by big balls23 June 9, 2022
mugGet the Shit Take Thursdaymug.

Take a Kirby

Patrick went to take a Kirby before his date.
by Kirby.PinkPuff July 26, 2022
mugGet the Take a Kirbymug.

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