rican taco dick

putting a dick in the girls nose till she snots all over it

yo i just rican taco dicked this chick last night

by landynandtyler June 15, 2021

taco bell roulette

When your boyfriend eats a large amount of Taco Bell and then you rim him.

Baby, what do you want for dinner?
Taco Bell!
But you promised to rim me later...
Looks like I’m playing Taco Bell roulette again!🤷🏻 ♀️

by Mandi Minx May 9, 2019

Salty Taco Dick

What you tell people you really mean when you say that you have an STD. Which really isn’t much better than having an actual STD..pretty much a lateral move.

Devin: Hey Chris, Linda told me that you have an STD. Really unfortunate, I’m sorry to hear that.

Chris: No no, I don’t have an STD, it stands for salty taco dick.

Devin: Oh..ok tight.

by Kenny and Dan February 28, 2019

saucy taco drop

please see definition for taco drop.... this version of the taco drop requires menstration to be done correctly however, a yeast infection will suffice as a "sauce" substitute.

Jeremy really pissed me off so i waited for his drunk ass to pass out and I saucy taco dropped him!

by Skipper420 January 7, 2010

Taco Bell Madness

noun

Taco Bell Madness occurs about two hours proceeding a serious bout with Taco Bell induced diarrhea. It leaves you feeling discombobulated and some describe is as “having feelings of dementia”.

Friend: Are you coming with me to the store.
TBM receiver: the store is out of range, what even really is a store... sorry Idk I got that Taco Bell Madness.
Friend: Oh sheeez.

by SoyDogeruni April 24, 2021

taco beam ejector

The taco beam ejector ejects
Taco laser beams. taco laser beam
If you were hit by a beam you will not be able tp speak english for 10.5 minutes

The taco beam ejector is very

Affordable.

by jerry dow April 15, 2019

taco cat obesity

obesity led by the consumption of a cat inside a taco

OH MY HE JUST GOT TACO CAT OBESITY SYNDROME!

by DUCK FEET LICKED BY HAIRY CAT February 7, 2018