Alex

Alex is the kind of person to write his own definition nice but kinda nerdy his fine altogether

Alex is one of my friends

by SprinkleDinkle November 11, 2021

Alex

Funky lookin’ pants wearin’ ass tootin’ raspberry blowin’ stanky girl. Now that’s an Alex

P1: someone ate my Easter chocolate

P2: must be that slimy alex, I think I smell her

by Alsgalpal April 13, 2023

Alex Ed Miller

Also referred to as Aligs Niller, Alen Milk, and occasionally SCP-096. This guy is a raging drunk, racist, pothead who can’t control his temper around women with short hair. When looking at him straight in the face, he will grow aggressive and charge with no remorse for his victims. Asking him his favorite chocolate bar will usually get him suspended and his least favorite people on the planet are zang garfer, barg marking, and bryan hesch.

“Did you hear what happened to Dresden?”
“No what happened?”
“Her and Abby were talking and she made eye contact with Alex Ed Miller and he put her teeth down her throat”
“Well shit, that’ll teach them”

by xAybann March 30, 2023

Alex

Alex: a person who has no luck with boys and is a complete poppy cock. she is prone to getting harassed and when her body guard isn’t there she crys

jack: i know an alex
carol: is she a poppy cock

by frey.aaa May 4, 2019

alex

my boyfriend

who is alex
my boyfriend

by dr.giggletouch March 1, 2024

Alex r

rEd deAd. 61 old man
Harrases kids but funny

Omg Alex r is 61

by Telescope March 27, 2023

Alex

To get off work and take a 2 hour shit and shower while shirking all responsibilities.

Courier - "I barely did anything today. I'm going home to take an Alex."

by DracuulGras November 21, 2023