ye ride

a polite way of saying u wanker

Sean Strachan ye ride

by stuarty March 24, 2008

Riding the wake

This is where a girlfriend that is attractive to you or others /has other options , uses the fact others would gladly be you in an instant to her advantage by going out as said girlfriend playing the troubled girlfriend role in order to get what is desired and then returning home with a watered down self to argue because where as otherwise she could have her way in case scenario.

Male.says to girlfriend , oh now you are just riding the wake . Just as she leaves

by Essie Aighen July 15, 2025

Ride his board

To ride a huge massive pee pee

I’m tempted to ask Ethan if I can ride his board

by Jerry fogglersnatch Nesbitt March 18, 2025

rug ride

a) when your dog is on your throw rug and you pull them around the linoleum on it.

b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"

c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug

C'mere, Spot, momma wants to give you a rug ride.

by [e-mail] November 16, 2010

ride boy

A basic bitch boy that does what society wants him to do

Wow he plays soccer, what a ride boy

by Thetruthsksks August 24, 2017

Ride the mustache

A seemingly innocuous app-driven cab ride from a private vehicle emblazoned with a large pink mustache on the grille, sometimes involving minor parked detours allowing passengers, generally female, to sit astride the driver, generally handsome and customer service-oriented, for some quicky cunnilingous.

I was meeting my man at a bar downtown and caught a ride in one of those cabs with the pink mustache. The driver was so fun, I asked, shyly, if I could ride the mustache.

I smiled all through dinner.

by Word finder January 2, 2014

Riding the Table Saw

The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.

Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.

by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018