While going doggystyle with conjoined twins and you grab both of their ponytails like the reigns of a chariot.
by Guustaine Scoaber January 4, 2024
Get the Chariot Ridemug. The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.
Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.
by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018
Get the Riding the Table Sawmug. This is the Female version of “Bull Riding Butt Fuck” in which you climb on top of a woman with a knot around targets nipples, and stick your penis into their Butthole or Vagina.
Made in an Xbox party by DarkestFo with Bacon and Youngcinamon
Made in an Xbox party by DarkestFo with Bacon and Youngcinamon
by Eansolo April 27, 2024
Get the Cow Riding Butt Fuckmug. by 8Bit_Cat July 28, 2024
Get the Ride On Carmug. When a man is simping for a girl, and side with her on every occasion (even tho she's in the wrong) just to get some pussy.
Damn, my nigga Tyrone used to be my broski, but ever since he met that b, he's V-Riding her 24/7, and act like a bitch.
by iceman196 May 19, 2024
Get the V-Ridingmug. After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them
P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.
by Toscanini March 14, 2021
Get the Car ride porta-podymug. by DickDurkley April 20, 2019
Get the Magic Carpet Ridemug.