sexy ninja

A person selling sexual services. One who is stealth. Strong. And willing. An escort or prostitute. A word that elevates the profession rather than it being derogatory.

Why don't you call and get a few sexy ninjas over here and we can all have a good time.
I'm a sexy ninja by profession.

by Ninja Master of 69 June 20, 2022

Sabo ninja

Person who secretly goes around sabotaging operations, missions like a double agent. Or is it a secret?

Bro this man is definitely the definition of sabo ninja he threw that match.
-Lakeland

by Spwnakajern September 14, 2020

laundry ninja

When you remove someone else's laundry from the machine and replace it with your own laundry, while avoiding detection by the other party

Someone left their clothes in the dryer for hours, so I had to go laundry ninja on their shit.

by failureinfractal March 4, 2014

NINJA

How black people address other black people without using the N-word.

This Ninja be forcing it

by Lbrow April 19, 2019

ninja bunny

Just a change who can quietly and quickly get across the stage without being noticed.

He is a ninja bunny.
He was quick like a ninja bunny.

by Fast Ninja bunny January 24, 2018

Blanket Ninja

(Verb) Quiet Sex when in a shared living space such as a dorm, barracks, apartment or flat

My parents had gone to sleep at around 8 so I invited my girl over so we could blanket ninja

by aerospace user April 4, 2020

Wax ninja

One highly skilled in the art of making skin silky smooth.

I went to get a brazilian from the wax ninja today

by Wax Ninja June 19, 2014