by AndTheCrowdGoesWild May 31, 2007
Get the for fuck's sakemug. "you're such a fuck ass!"
"did you just call me a fuck ass?"
"well you can go suck a fuck!"
"oh and how does one suck a fuck?"
"you want me to tell ya?"
"please tell me"
haha sorry got a bit carried away with the donnie darko script. Hah!
"did you just call me a fuck ass?"
"well you can go suck a fuck!"
"oh and how does one suck a fuck?"
"you want me to tell ya?"
"please tell me"
haha sorry got a bit carried away with the donnie darko script. Hah!
by Beca! July 5, 2005
Get the fuck assmug. How to spot a fuck boy:
-His Nike socks pulled up to his fuckin knees
-Nike sweaters all the damn time
-Most likely has the international fuck boy haircut (Shaved on the sides, long on the top)
His text messages include:
"Lol so wut would u if i was there ;)"
"send sum pics?"
"haha imagine if we had sex"
"lol so r u a virgin"
STAY AWAY FROM THEM. THEY WILL NEVER FIND THE CLITORIS. DONT SEND NUDES.
-His Nike socks pulled up to his fuckin knees
-Nike sweaters all the damn time
-Most likely has the international fuck boy haircut (Shaved on the sides, long on the top)
His text messages include:
"Lol so wut would u if i was there ;)"
"send sum pics?"
"haha imagine if we had sex"
"lol so r u a virgin"
STAY AWAY FROM THEM. THEY WILL NEVER FIND THE CLITORIS. DONT SEND NUDES.
by green0sharpie April 26, 2015
Get the Fuck Boymug. a phrase used to amuse one's companions by offending others within earshot.
Also used in "Fuck God dead" or "Fuck God dead up the asshole with a giant rubber dildo" (roughly equivalent to 'golly')
Also used in "Fuck God dead" or "Fuck God dead up the asshole with a giant rubber dildo" (roughly equivalent to 'golly')
Scurve #1: Did he just say "FUCK GOD"!?
Scurve #2: No, I think he said "FUCK GOD"!
Scurve #3: Hey, you can't say "FUCK GOD" in here!
etc.
Scurve #2: No, I think he said "FUCK GOD"!
Scurve #3: Hey, you can't say "FUCK GOD" in here!
etc.
by Dick Gang September 25, 2005
Get the Fuck Godmug. Rough but consensual sex between individuals who despise one another. Occurs usually in a scenario where a physical fight would normally take place, substituting bruised fists with bruised sexual organs.
Jen has been the biggest bitch I have ever known since the day I stepped into the office. I guess the hatred added to my attraction though since that cunt is white hot. Before we knew it our argument last night turned into a sweaty anger fuck on her desk.
by The Amazing AO January 28, 2009
Get the Anger Fuckmug. A term used to describe anything that is not right, broken, not going well, messed up, or basically anything that you just generally do not agree with.
Overused to epic tweaker proportions in 'the scene', it can be used multiple times in a single sentence and have legitimate need for its use each time.
If said more than once in a conversation is a dead giveaway that someone hits the choad pipe on the reg.
Overused to epic tweaker proportions in 'the scene', it can be used multiple times in a single sentence and have legitimate need for its use each time.
If said more than once in a conversation is a dead giveaway that someone hits the choad pipe on the reg.
Smoker: Last night was soo fucked off man listen to this: so after you left, me and your fucked off girlfriend were walking to the club and as i pulled out that rig a cig that i broke earlier and had to mc gyver...
General Nuisance: uh huh
Smoker: my fucking brand new piece hitched a ride and came flying out my pocket and bounced off the sidewalk into a total fucked off mess right in front of that block monster with the cloudy eye thats always scanning at 45 degrees.
Nuisance: That dude is so fucked off. One time his eye scanned me when I was almost standing behind him. Creeped me the fuck out. hella bad.
Smoker: Stop saying hella so much. But ya the club was hella fucked off so your girl pulled me back to her crib and got me g'd up and lookin to meet up lol.
Nuisance: Then what she blew you!
Smoker: No way dude we wouldn't do that! Thats fucked off that you would even say that!
Nuisance: I'm sorry
Smoker: You should be cos I'm not some fucked off twacker who would just up and put my dick in her mouth. But damn that girl can fuck
Nuisance: Hella fucked off
Smoker: I'm sorry
General Nuisance: uh huh
Smoker: my fucking brand new piece hitched a ride and came flying out my pocket and bounced off the sidewalk into a total fucked off mess right in front of that block monster with the cloudy eye thats always scanning at 45 degrees.
Nuisance: That dude is so fucked off. One time his eye scanned me when I was almost standing behind him. Creeped me the fuck out. hella bad.
Smoker: Stop saying hella so much. But ya the club was hella fucked off so your girl pulled me back to her crib and got me g'd up and lookin to meet up lol.
Nuisance: Then what she blew you!
Smoker: No way dude we wouldn't do that! Thats fucked off that you would even say that!
Nuisance: I'm sorry
Smoker: You should be cos I'm not some fucked off twacker who would just up and put my dick in her mouth. But damn that girl can fuck
Nuisance: Hella fucked off
Smoker: I'm sorry
by Seatthell August 24, 2011
Get the fucked offmug. by slutty skunk monkey-boy November 25, 2006
Get the bag of fuckmug.