Dirty Minyard

Dirty Minyard
When you drop your roommates kids of at church camp and you back into a parking space at a 7-11 and start master bating while watching other guys pump gas. Right at the moment of climax you realize the one closest to you is a coworker and you're so shocked the load lands in your usb charger port shorting it out.

Dirty

I can’t charge my phone because I did Dirty Minyard last week.

by Jbrooksie711 June 26, 2023

The Dirty Laughlin

After very unsatisfying sex you proceed to eat a rack of ribs off of her back then fall asleep

Last night I gave Rylee The Dirty Laughlin. Best meal I’ve had in a while, she hasn’t called back yet

by HarryHoonz February 7, 2023

dirty nutter

when a guy nuts in every woman's hole

look that guy is a dirty nutter

by alwaysrealfacts February 18, 2023

Dirty Hammel

When you’re on the phone with a girl (or guy) and you get a semi-hard on, and then you put your semi into your own ass hole…and then realize being gay is okay

Hey baby…my ass is super relaxed and I’m a wee bit hard. I think I want to do a Dirty Hammel because pussy just doesn’t do it for me today.

by HouJack January 1, 2023

Dirty Odin

The act of using a plunger as a dildo

Give her a dirty odin. She'll love it

by Justanotherrandompersonwhoknow January 5, 2023

Dirty Tanni

Fentanyl addicted female who engages in anal sex with multiple partners in succession without protection, the last of whom ends with multiple loads of random semen covering their penis.

You don't want to hook up with her, she'll give you the dirty tanni

by I_won_b1tch July 9, 2023

Dirty Macintosh

Am ambiguous phrase uttered on the Last Podcast On The Left.

“She was attacked by someone wielding what felt like a Dirty Macintosh”

by GraveLordNito April 26, 2023