David

A David is a really masculine man with an extraordinary big penis, he is also a very attractive girl magnet.

Girl 1:OMFG David makes me so f*cking horny!
Girl 2: Yeah me too!
Guy: I want to be a David so bad.

by nP684 December 13, 2016

David

David is such a sexy handsome man. He’s very good in bed and can do all angles and last all night long. He also has a enormous penis. He is a very compassionate man and every girl he passes their heart get nice and warm. He hates gay people and furries.

sex me david. OHHH YES DADDY DAVID ITS SOOOO GOOD

by davidbond December 21, 2021

David

David is such a sexy handsome man. He’s very good in bed and can do all angles and last all night long. He also has a enormous penis. He is a very compassionate man and every girl he passes their heart get nice and warm. He hates gay people and furries.

sex me david. OHHH YES DADDY DAVID ITS SOOOO GOOD

by davidbond December 21, 2021

David

Extremely attractive, muscular, and smart ... But not smart enough to like Loral.... Just love me already.

I love you David, I want my babies to look like you.

by Doedoedidit November 23, 2022

David

short, fat, triple chin, freak and boring ahh boyfriend

*david:* "hi"
*EVERY SINGLE GIRL IN THE WORLD:* "ewww"

by ieatmensmoney December 27, 2023

david

1: leaves you hanging.
2: weirdly into pokemon.
3: a femboy/trap.

a: is he smash or pass'ing all the pokemons?
b: ew... what a "david".

by wackadacka February 14, 2024

David

david lacks a sense of humor and is shorter than Cindy.

OMG David is shorter than Cindy by 100 mm!

by tallerthandavid February 07, 2022