Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies
The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.
by Connie Bates May 13, 2016
A group of absolute bad ass people. This group of people tend to smoke a lot of weed, drink and many other fucked up stuff to make reality seem better. CC 4 life
by Jerk off September 14, 2020
A funny term to call someone who says something mean to you, meaning a cracked nut, a crack head, or a ass hole.
by Peaches.01 January 29, 2021
by Mustard squirt September 19, 2021
Madleine Cookie:A Himbo from a silly little cookie game called cookie run:kingdom.
person 1:"who is the biggest himbo in crk?"
person 2:"Madeleine is."
person 1:"who is the biggest himbo in crk?"
person 2:"Madeleine is."
by MaddyMilkers July 23, 2022
by Racecur September 22, 2018
A term used to describe the sexual act undercover lesbians partake in behind their boyfriend’s back. When one scummy butch vagina wraps it’s creamy lips around another secret lesbians crotch flaps and with deep quiet panting produces a creamy smear similar to the filling of an Oreo cookie. Beware: these movements may produce a slight “pbbbfft” noise and may smell similar to opening a fresh jar of pickles.
“Yo have you seen Brae lately? Yeah last I heard she was sucking D for heroin and smearing cookies with that gypsy chick behind the dumpster at Circle K in Fountain Hills”
by Phil Shtick May 23, 2018