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COOKY CLOSER

a long winded way of calling a person the derogatory term "faggot", saying this is a inside way of harnessing the LGBTQIA+ community
"aye did you see that guy, what a COOKY CLOSER"
haha yea man
by fagust November 1, 2023
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GingerFred cookies

Not your typical happy faced gingerbread cookie. GingerFred stares back at you with a withering look reminiscent of the mean neighbor across the street who wouldn't let you retrieve an errant baseball from his lawn when you were nine. At a party GingerFred will remain alone on a cookie plate because nobody dares to cross him. If GingerFred were Flat Stanley he would travel the globe terrifying anyone who found him in their mailbox and would leave crumbs behind everywhere he went. If glitter is the herpes of the crafting world, GingerFred crumbs surely are the herpes of the kitchen - they are absolutely everywhere and six months after baking GingerFred cookies you will still find angry crumbs tormenting you from under the stove. You can only wish that when they made GingerFred they broke the mold, yet somehow he appears like clockwork in the bakery every Friday just in time to spoil your weekend.
Your mother asked me to bring dessert for Christmas dinner. I'm going to surprise her with some GingerFred cookies - that'll permanently get me out of Christmas dinner at her house - bet you wish you thought of the idea first.
by le pain d'épice October 14, 2021
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double chunk chocolate cookie

We’re Costco guys, of course we have to try the new double chunk chocolate cookie!
by CostoLover16 December 7, 2024
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Cookies

A stupid thing that always pops up and makes your PC slow
Hi! This site uses cookies to ensure a GREAT experience! Would you like to accept??
by I AM Bella123 September 30, 2022
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bat cookie

Similar to a a doom cookie whereas as doom cookie has become an emo phrase, bat cookie shows that it is referring to a goth.
OMG she is SUCH a bat cookie

=|
by mistress rayvennight March 30, 2008
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cookie boy

a perrskn the is super cool and suprr nicr but need to sleep more bc THEY BEVER SLEEP LIIE KMF but geah suoercool
by thecoolestevanknowntoman December 10, 2022
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cookie

by Just Dat Guy December 14, 2019
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