Bum-fuck Nowhere

A scale mainly used in the New Zealand backcountry to describe the remoteness of a location. This tends to be calculated based on how long it’d take you to travel human powered with the gear you have to the nearest state/national highway.

Mate, this has to be at least a fuckin 9.6 on the Bum-fuck nowhere scale…

by Big O Dowie January 3, 2025

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Benjj-bummed

Benjj-bummed is when you fuck Benji in the ass while Amelia homet sings hapoy birthday and Owen Bolitho plays with his foreskin while eating smegma ice cream Esther is fit

I just fucked Benji-bummed aggressively with a pole then cut his tip off and swallowed it. Benjj-bummed is when you fuck Benji in the ass while Amelia homet sings hapoy birthday and Owen Bolitho plays with his foreskin while eating smegma ice cream

by Amelia macabe April 25, 2025

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Bum Tard

hmm, Alright picture like a dumb lookin' kid right? and put a bum oh his face, and slap him around a couple times. That kid got bum tarded, and is now a bum tard.

Kids that get bum tarded, or "bum tards" act in certain ways which have attributed new meaning to the word bum tard. For example if your nose smells like poo and your cheeks are red, you are automatically a bum tard, even if you haven't been bum tarded.

"Kevin is a bum tard"
"Steve got bum tarded, and now he's SUCH a bum tard!"

by SATAN's mom's va jay jay! September 29, 2008

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