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Cootie may

A woman who has an excessive amount of fake hair, eyelashes, and extremely long nails. She is not married and chases after married men. She has spent an excessive amount of time in or around jail.
If my wife keeping acting crazy she is going to make me go get a cootie may to replace her.
by Lopi October 5, 2020
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May 4th

“Hey, you have to send me a booth pic.” “Why?” “Because it’s may 4th send a booty pic.” “Okay, fine.”
by Shshsk May 4, 2022
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mays appreciation day

on march 10th is maya appreciation day because itsvthe 69th day of the year

(on leap years it’s march 9th)
founded by goa
oh fuck it’s mays appreciation day today better put on my banana costume
by vortex881 November 21, 2021
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Lily-may

Lily-May (Bill) is the sweetest and kindest girl:
buys vibrators online, juul Queen, classic Aries, hosts the best party’s and is a private investigator ) ABCDEFG I have to go,
Did you see lily may choked on a vape and then threw up in a bush?

Lily-May threw up in someone’s drink and then gave it back to them

Lily-May is juuling rn she’ll be back in a second

Lily-May (Bill)} : is having a breakdown can I take a message?
by RICHBITCHHH July 23, 2020
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May 31

Happy appreciation your girlfriend day on the may 31
by Jddbdjdb May 31, 2022
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May 30th

May 30th is Celeste birthday so happy birthday Celeste ily 🫶
Person 1: it’s may 30th
Person 2: yup it’s Celeste’s birthday

Person 1: w tbh 🥱
by Rx7ns October 23, 2022
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<.7.9.7.6.>Mother, May, I, ANgel Jose RObles, SNort Cocaine Because It emulates Confidence And Without It, I, ANgel Jose Robles Will Die Instantly With realizing the feeling of the word "'Confidence'"<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Mother, May, I, ANgel Jose RObles, SNort Cocaine Because It emulates Confidence And Without It, I, ANgel Jose Robles Will Die Instantly With realizing the feeling of the word "'Confidence'"<.7.9.7.6.>
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