by Rokublue October 19, 2025
Get the Michaelmug. Michael keegan is a white 5,5 shooter that’s looks like a goblin. He is a shooter in many ways like at school for basketball and to shoot up kids that don’t suck his dick. He is very homo who likes dick and is ubbsessed with a chocolate girls mainly a girl named jazarah. he hangs out with a chunky good looking light skin named marcus, a gorilla who hunts lions and is ubbsessed with a girl named siarah named biankhy, a mexican who loves tacos named juan, and a ashy dark skin who is also ubbsessed with a girl named siarah that’s named quentin
Michael Keegan was about to have a five some with Juan,Biankhy,Quentin,and Marcus, until his mom came in and she joined.
by TheGayOneee February 8, 2020
Get the Michael Keeganmug. When you meet a Michael, you will instantly fall in love with him. He can be very adorable at times whenever you are upset or just extremely hilarious. A Michael has a perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute. They have such great personalities. He will hug you when you need one, even maybe kiss you. He doesn't mind anything at all and goes with the flow. Michael will be naturally good at anything. Sometimes you will think to yourself what makes a Michael so perfect? A Michael is just perfect, they'll do anything for the ones they care for. They hate to be violent, but will do so if they had to for protection etc. Overall, Michael is the best person you will ever meet. If something is wrong, don't worry Michael's got your back.
NOT MY POST: credit goes to AlexThePotato
NOT MY POST: credit goes to AlexThePotato
Girl: I heard Michael has a crush on you.
Other girl: He does?! I have a crush on him too!
Girl: You're lucky he likes you. You have a chance to be with the best man ever.
Other girl: He does?! I have a crush on him too!
Girl: You're lucky he likes you. You have a chance to be with the best man ever.
by . .-.. ... . October 4, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. Trifling man whore; a man who likes to have car dates with hookers, who lies about everything, even things he doesn't have to lie about, who flirts with and sleeps with many women even while in a relationship, who constantly yells and complains about his life falling apart because of the choices he's made in his life. He has no remorse.
Wow, did you hear about that Michael Hallbach guy that Sally was with? He did her dirty. She didn't deserve that.
by Not_my_circus March 19, 2025
Get the michael hallbachmug. He has a undeniably massive absolutely slangin fat juicy cock and if you deny it you’re lying to yourself and everyone around you and you know it
by Good soup November 21, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. Amazing and awesome and every boy loves him so much girls love him as well and is awesome he has a 12inch dick and a bigger heart love him cus he’s really tall
by The spontaneous chick February 5, 2018
Get the michael heavensmug. 1.) Feeler
2.) Synonym of headass
3.) A gold ranked player that mains Junkrat and Roadhog in Overwatch and sometimes chooses to play Torbjorn when he feels like being a real scumbag.
4.) Member of LTA's 2018 senior class who is a Packers fan that hates the Patriots and Seahawks and roasts anybody who likes either of these teams. He also doesn't like League of Legends.
2.) Synonym of headass
3.) A gold ranked player that mains Junkrat and Roadhog in Overwatch and sometimes chooses to play Torbjorn when he feels like being a real scumbag.
4.) Member of LTA's 2018 senior class who is a Packers fan that hates the Patriots and Seahawks and roasts anybody who likes either of these teams. He also doesn't like League of Legends.
Jeremy: That michael christman is such a gay feeler. Am I right, Chris?
Chris: Yeah, he should just go back to making out with his fictional waifu, Tracer.
Chris: Yeah, he should just go back to making out with his fictional waifu, Tracer.
by TheGayFeeler1999 May 6, 2018
Get the michael christmanmug.