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Ninja Nonsense

noun.
1. The kind of nonsense that jumps out at you when you're not expecting it. Usually from a friend's mouth.
2. Something that shouldn't be funny, but is.
3. Everything that comes out of Blue's mouth.
Blue: I'm going to boil some words and see what happens.
me: What, like alphabet soup?
Blue: Yeah.
me: Maybe you'll get Shakespeare.
Blue: That is some superb Ninja Nonsense right there!

"Nonsense is okay, but sensical nonsense is an extreme form of nonsense. Like Ninja Nonsense!" ~Blueberry

Suicidal sense should be a synonym for Ninja Nonsense. Sense that just kills itself.
by Cassiopia&Blue November 28, 2011
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ninja load

A portion of ejaculate that is discovered after due diligence is made to clean up after ones self. The location of which is usually surprising or unexpected.
"I just discovered a ninja load under the bill of my hat! I have been walking around unaware for an hour."
by Jastro February 7, 2014
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round house ninja

A name given to a person who is so fluent in the use of the round house kick that he/she can use it in virtually any circumstance, and has mastered every aspect of the round house kick.
He's a round house ninja, I saw him take down three people with a single kick.
by Ushinawa Tamashi August 6, 2011
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Silent 4am Ninja

is a term used to define the person who wakes up hungry at dawn, he tries his best not to make any noise to wake up his relatives, but most of the time he fails miserably
You're mom hate you for being a Silent 4am Ninja
by MinecraftFan123 October 9, 2021
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ninja cookie

She released the gas and ninja cookied her sister, causing her to gag.
by kaylacatcher97 November 17, 2016
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Ninja minge

A woman sneaking under the radar and by not shaving her genitaler for over week.
Barry, your stubble would be like Velcro on an half shaven Ninja minge.
by Creative stupidity March 10, 2022
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Ninja ARC

Ninja ARC It is usually a weak army, this army has become weak because of the soldiers who usually tell the truth, so when Skull ARC saw this, instead of attacking, they decided to sign an agreement and protect Ninja ARC in 2024. Skull ARC said that if Ninja ARC attacks Skull ARC's allies, they will destroy Ninja ARC, but if Ninja ARC does not help while they are in war, Skull ARC said that this agreement will be canceled.
by Skull ARC Commander Sirlance October 5, 2024
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