Valdez sandwich

When you get fisted in the ass until you hole is stretched out, then you stick a grilled cheese in the prostate and you continue to anal fuck your partner till the grilled cheese is mixed with you nut and your partners shit, then you serve it to your family

Dude I just made a Valdez sandwich for you

by AIDS0909 July 3, 2025

Penis Sandwich

A brief oral sex encounter. Requiring only a penis in your face

“Who was that guy the other night?”
“Oh, I don’t know his name. He was just a penis sandwich.”

by A vag salad December 26, 2024

Bur Sandwich

almost never used but is the same as saying “sike” just better and informing the party your joking

“david doesn’t like guys… Bur sandwich”

by lilsike321 August 19, 2025

Ice Cream Sandwich

he's a youtube animator/comic artist you fucking horns i get that this website is majorly dedicated for sexual definitions but you guys took it too far

you disgust me

IT'S ALSO A FOOD BY THE WAY-

Ice Cream Sandwich is legitimaly funny,

by Someonewhoisdefinitelynotyou June 5, 2023

Cuban sandwich

Often referring to the meme where a black guy sees a sign for Cuban sandwiches and says “A Cuban sandwich? Do I look Cuban to you?”

“De’quavious over there looks like he’d hate a Cuban sandwich”

by Sixsevennn April 29, 2025

gorilla cheese sandwich

A funny mistaken use of the word gorilla.

It's supposed to be *grilled* cheese sandwich.

But uh yeah...

Person 1: I just made myself a gorilla cheese sandwich!
Person 2: A what?? Don't you mean *grilled*?
Person 1: Yeah whatever, same thing.

by UD.ElmoBear August 8, 2023

willy sandwich

it’s a sandwich with a willy in it, then u add what ever toppings u like, such as mayonnaise,welsh,butter,ham,etc

karen: hey son what did you get in the cafeteria today?
jim: I got a willy sandwich for $1

by nattttaatata December 31, 2021