Retard

An offensive but fun word to say. If only it isnt offensive..

Sped kid: *playing fortnite*

Guy: hey kid, you're such a retard

Sped kid: *pulls out gun* what the fuck you say to me bitch?

Guy: woah chill, i asked if you have some weed tarts

Sped kid: oh, yeah. You a cop or something?

Guy: nah im not a cop

Sped kid: swear to god you're not a cop

Guy: cmon, we dont need to do that do we?

Sped kid: SWEAR TO GOD RIGHT NOW *growls cutel- i mean menacingly*

Guy: *pulls out rpg* PUT YOUR HANDS UP RETARD! YOU'RE ARRESTED FOR NOT GIVING ME WEED TART

Sped kid: what the fuck...

by Iamawesome!!! March 29, 2023

Retarditis

A disease only transmissible if you live

in Temora. Basically, if you Live in Temora you’re a retard, that’s all.

Wow, Scott was just diagnosed with Retarditis, this is a bruh moment

by Overmicrowavednugget June 29, 2020

retard

a person with a mental/physical disability. usually used as a vulgar word for people with autism or ADHD

Hannah: hey shes a retard! she cant even read *laugh*

by butt3r.s September 8, 2022

Retard

Mfs who are unironically posting the definition of their names in urban dictionary

"Thats literally me, I'm such a retard"

by assthinker November 24, 2021

retarded

ani

bro look at ani she’s retarded asf

by the rat writer October 23, 2022

Retard

A descriptive word to describe someone who has just committed an unintelligent act or said an unintelligent statement (formerly used to describe people with mental disabilities)

That retard, James wore skinny jeans in the snow.

by Scotty Dutch January 7, 2022

Retarded

To have been born wrong, be stupid and to not be able to be successful in life. A very cruel word only said to those you truly hate.

Your are so retarded.

by Anonymous person16 July 16, 2019