Retarded

Retarded means slow.

- Was he slow?
- No
- Then he doesn't sound retarded to me. He's a good kid and a devil behind the wheel; what the hell else more do you need to know?

by b-a-b-y August 29, 2017

Globally Retarded

Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.

"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."

"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"

"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"

by sexy hexy II March 4, 2023

Retard

The guy searching up the definition of retard even when he clearly knows it.

"The retard just looked up the definition, funniest shit i've ever seen"

by annoyingguy June 11, 2020

retard

If u r looking this up u r one

You fucking retard

by blawblawblaw432 December 15, 2021

Retard

Cassidy

Cassidy was talking about me...so I called her a retard

by KidTravis1 May 8, 2019

Retard

Someone who is in simple terms stupid or not all there

I work with a retard named spencer.

by Brookshire bro October 1, 2022

Retarded

Someone named Annette

Annette is retarded she said he stood there like a prejudice and have herself a tan with caster oil

by Josueisadumbass May 1, 2019