May 4th

On May 4th you send nudes to anyone who asks

Person 1: Hey you should send me some nudes
Person 2: Well why?

Person 1: Because it’s May 4th National Send Nudes Day

by Noneyuh May 4, 2024

dit me thang may FPTU

It's an elevator bought just for show, not for students to ride

At 12 noon, run down 5 floors to have lunch. Then continue to run up 5 more floors. In general, I'm tired of dying but I don't understand why the school doesn't allow the elevator. At the time of admission, the elevator said that we have been with us for 4 years. All lies.dit me thang may FPTU

by FAN CỨNG FPTU 20 NĂM October 23, 2022

May 11

All the pretty ass people born on this day.
Pretty Hair, Eyes, Body, EVERYTHING!!
<3

Girl: Hey! are you born on may 11?
Me: Yeah!
Girl: Your so pretty!

by PARISPARISPARISXX June 24, 2022

May 7th

Drink with J.T.

Its may 7th i must drink with that tall light skin one of one person.

by Babby boo May 5, 2022

May

A person or individual being that portrays sacrcasmiconfidentialrealism. Pertaining to greatness of the highest standard.

Hey Dave, I just met this May, and she absolutely blew my mind.

by Hoody225 May 22, 2022

May 12th

May 12 is give a girl a hoodie day

Girl: hey it’s May 12th! Give me your hoodie
Boy: Um? ok

by Jaytookyohoe May 11, 2023

May 15

International “Give Dan and Jai money day”. This holiday is globally recognized and celebrated, it is a day where you get to show your appreciation for sharing the same planet as Dan and Jai by sending them no less than $20

Its May 15, have you sent Dan and Jai $20?
I’ll get right on it

by polo_boat24 May 15, 2024