May 1st

national make ur best friend lose their virginity day

person 1: hey i get to fuck you now
person 2: wait wtf why

person 1: its may 1st! i get to fuck you

by izothecatdidntask\ May 1, 2022

May 1st

National Cuddle your gf/bf day.

Person 1:Babe can we cuddle?
Person 2:Why now?
Person 1:It's May 1st
Person 2:So?
Person 1:It's National Cuddle your gf/bf day!
Person 2:Oh alright.

by UwU_Im_Horny May 1, 2022

1st of May

1st of may, the monumental moment when Evelina first shaved her arms.

''Today, 1st of may, is a monumental day, because Evlina got the courage to shave her arms for the first time.''

by EvelinaSIMP42069 May 1, 2022

Mai Ham

Mai Ham is a very intelligent, talented, athletic, glamours, & positive person! Mai Ham likes to play around & that’s what makes Mai Ham Mai Ham. So if you have a friend like Mai Ham, keep them.

Damn, Mai Ham is so perfect!

by niagtsovtom May 1, 2022

May 2nd

When u get grab ur girl ass or (single boys only) any girls .✅🤤

It’s May 2nd I’m finna go grab sum ahh 🤣🤡

by TBS_King🥱💨⛽️ May 1, 2022

may 3rd

curtis appreciation day, (also known as lemonfatherr, lemonfatherrr and lemonfather.) this is a good day where everyone will beat another person with a rolling pin in honour of curtis appreciation day

dude: did you know its may 3rd?
dude 2: oh fuck

by lemonfather May 1, 2022

may 3rd

curtis appreciation day, beat each other with rolling pins

dude; may 3rd
dude 2; no pls

by lemonfather May 1, 2022