Davids are handsome assholes who will never love you back. Far too sweet and kind, they'll remain your friend for the rest of your live, as they are too cowardly to compromise to anything more than that. Perfect in glasses, they never fail to make you laugh with either really stupid or really smart jokes, just to make you even more depressed as you are so out of their league it makes want to kill yourself. If you ever see a tall, handsome David with large shoulders, run for your life or you'll end up falling in love.
Person #1: OMG me and David just locked each at each other.
Person #2: Just forget it, he's no worth your time.
Person #2: Just forget it, he's no worth your time.
by 420n October 9, 2019
Get the Davidmug. 1. The process of manually altering something to fit one's needs without any regard to the actual assembly instructions. Often, the end result is an item that is partially-functional and only works in a limited capacity.
2. Using an item for something other than it's intended use.
2. Using an item for something other than it's intended use.
"Would you please stop David rigging that baby gate and just follow the instructions that are on the back of the box?"
"Who put that TV stand together? It looks like it was David rigged."
"This DVD player is held together with shish-ka-bob sticks instead of screws. Who David rigged this thing?"
"Who put that TV stand together? It looks like it was David rigged."
"This DVD player is held together with shish-ka-bob sticks instead of screws. Who David rigged this thing?"
by Richelle Smith December 26, 2009
Get the David Riggingmug. The name Marc-David is not commonly used. It is used for children that are loyal, disciplined and funny. They are sentimental and charismatic and take life sometimes too seriously. Still, if you meet one named like that it will be a special and adventurous friendship.
by Yang_Kuhlkamp November 21, 2021
Get the Marc-Davidmug. David is a piece of shit that claims to be the greatest tech wizard on the block yet comes relies on other to fix his mathematical problems i.e. linear equations.
Damn, that David from the sample questions is a dumb fuck who doesn't even know how to fix his own TV reception.
by ItsBathy November 27, 2022
Get the Davidmug. by @trollyeakinreal October 27, 2022
Get the David Karnaghanmug. by Yourmum63 November 23, 2021
Get the Davidmug. There’s always one person named David in your friend group. Yeah well that guy looks like a sloth and probs go marcellin
by user2838478219923 November 22, 2021
Get the Davidmug.