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stir the cream cheese

(Verb) - to masturbate after a sexual partner has ejaculated inside of you
"You know that guy I told you about? The one from Poundr? Turns out, he was a 40 second failure. I had to stir the cream cheese to get off. It was awkward, because he just sat there. Watching me."
by Reginald Pseudonym September 13, 2017
mugGet the stir the cream cheesemug.

Pesto Whipped Cream

The act of orgasming while vomiting chunks on your partner.
Hey dude, I totally pesto whipped creamed my non-binary partner last night.
by Nobleperson August 22, 2019
mugGet the Pesto Whipped Creammug.

Cream Dream

A man crush.

A man a straight guy would go gay for.

Finding out a handsome male celebrity is gay/bi.
Me: Jefferey Dean Morgan is an amazing actor, he’s badass as Negan, bro.

Friend: Hell yeah, dude! He’s my cream dream.
by KidVicious666 November 2, 2021
mugGet the Cream Dreammug.

Creamed up

That boy got me creamed up…
mugGet the Creamed upmug.

Kentucky cream

1. To shoot a load through a gap in the teeth of someone.

2. Receiving a blowjob from someone missing their front teeth until completion.
He gave that nasty rube a Kentucky cream in exchange for meth money.
by Shuck E Darns July 18, 2013
mugGet the Kentucky creammug.

cream ridge

it's a bad excuse when a guy is like telling his parent's he's gonna go hang out with billy at cream ridge, when he really means go have risky condomless sex in the back of a ford
"hey ma, i'm going to cream ridge with billy tonight, don't wait up"
by idealalibi June 18, 2017
mugGet the cream ridgemug.

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