Cookie Shlongster

When a man bakes a cookie in the shape of a penis, fucks a women with it in the ass and then eats it.

Guy1: "I totally gave this chick a cookie shlongster last night.. it literally tasted like shit."

by AlliBigTits August 18, 2011

cookie

a yoommy snack

Bob: Can I have cookie please?
Jack: Yes of course *gives cookie*
Bob: thanks man

by ILikeCookiesLOL August 15, 2021

Cookies with Leche

1. A group of young individuals who are not welcomed due to their lack of knowlegde and experience.

2. Rookies

Did you see those cookies with leche? What are they thinking?

by CarRamRod24 June 3, 2011

crack cookies

A colloquialism to refer to lofthouse cookies or those really soft sugar cookies you can buy from the bakery section at the grocery store. Called such because they're not that good, but you end up eating them fast as hell like crack.

"Hey. I picked up some crack cookies from Food Lion. You want some?"
"Fuck Yeah I love crack cookies"

by LizardInACan April 12, 2022

Cookie

YOU KNOW WHAT A COOKIE IS YOU FUCKING IDIOT

WHY ARE YOU EVEN SEARCHING THIS UP, FUCKING SHITHEAD

also fuck oatmeal raisin long live chocolate chip

Guy: *searches up cookie*

Me: ITS A FUCKING COOKIE WHAT DO YOU NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND

Guy: Jeez chill your anus

Me: yOu'Re hEHehehEHehHEheheShehfkjsdfasdha gdafs ngijusdr hkf;njg

by blast. September 30, 2020

Cookie Monster

BEWARE! he will steal your cookies

Person A: “yo man where did my cookies go”

Person B: “they got stolen by the cookie monster”

by UltraDean1983 March 11, 2025

booster cookie

yummy expensive shit in Hypixel Skyblock, its only purpose is just to make sure your money is safe or to make more money

mom can i get a booster cookie

timmy this is the 38th time youve asked for one please get off that game

by bean burrito with extra cheese May 7, 2024