Squirrel Balls

When your pants are so tight in the crotch and your balls suck up inside you.

My hipster jeans are so tight in the crotch I can't even feel my balls. I got squirrel balls. They are hibernating.

by Gerry Larry April 19, 2013

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Mei Ball

A Mei Ball is someone who posses such cuteness it's at an extreme overdose level.

Anyone who is a Mei Ball is generally popular at the school (or place of work), is attractive, and presents themselves as high class.

Pronunciation: May Ball

"Samantha is so Mei Ball, I can't stand it!"

"Did you see how Mei Ball Sam was today?! I couldn't handle it"

"Sam is so high class she's basically Mei Ball"

by IAMMEI20 February 10, 2014

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dangle ball

When one testicle hangs 3 or more inches lower than the other

"I can see one of that man's testicles hanging down over the chair when he sits. That's one hell of a dangle ball."

-OR-

"would you like to see the pendulum range of my dangle ball? eh? eh?
just please, do not puncture it with any sharp objects. it is fragile and sterile"

by not a wenis October 2, 2003

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Balls of fire

When a group of men, all infected with genital ringworm, stand in a circle. Typically takes place on Fridays.

Guy #1 "Man I heard Ryan joined that sex cult"
Guy #2 " What r u talking about?"
Guy #1 " u know when they all stand in a ring with their disease balls hanging out?"
Guy #2 " oh man the balls of fire? wtf what a pussy do they apply each other's anti-fungal cream too?"

by Xxxcaillouxxx January 3, 2022

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