Ass April

For the entire month of April, you can demand anal sex from anyone and they cannot refuse

Hey Ted! Are you excited for Ass April?
Yeah, Josh! I can't wait to fuck shit up!

by Undermen November 1, 2022

april fools

a thing that never happens anymore.

P1: without April Fools, april first is a depressing shell called "another day"
P2-16: (visual agreement)

by yardardar April 1, 2021

April 18th

National ass fucking day

huddo "Fuck cant wait for april 18th" Willie "fucking oath"

by hudson paz August 3, 2020

April 4

the day martin luther king jr. died

hey its April 4, we should mourn mlk jr

by qwertyuio[]\ April 4, 2022

April 25

National spanking day. Go wild spank everyone!

Hey girl *spank*. Its national spanking day! April 25

by Obama fangirl 420 69 April 21, 2019

April 19th

National smack the sh*t out of your gf’s ass day

April 19th

Girl: “Why’d you smack my ass so hard?”
Boy: “it’s national smack the sh*t out of your gf’s ass day”
Girl: “oh, I kinda liked it.”

by Camilo Costa April 18, 2024

april thomas

Undefinable it's April Thomas the words are not in the human vocabulary to describe her beauty!

That girl is just.... Wow... April Thomas

by Rubber ducky September 7, 2016