California Potato Chip

Little dried chips of man chowder and pussy juice that you find stuck to the back seat of your car. Delicious with clam dip. Watch out for the BBQ version.

Don’t ride in his back seat because someone spilled a bag of California Potato Chips back there. You get pregnant or cut yourself.

by Masaj Marod February 9, 2025

Half Cooked Potato

Is it a potato? Is it a buttery rock? Who Knows? But we all know Chad Higgins half cooked.

Who fucked up this potato? No one likes a half cooked potato. We all know who made it.... Chad.

by MumbleBeesHusband December 13, 2023

My life is a potato

a sentence that a retard would say

some loser fuck: My life is a potato!
Every other well-developed human being: Oh no, he's retarded

by georgy177 February 5, 2021

Potatoes

A big round smexy vegetable that has a flat bum.

I love me potatoes.

by madienna August 28, 2019

Potato

A vegetable that is usually better buttered or width other things.

A nickname used commonly among people who identify, as a freaking potato (me).

Some chick: Hey grams. How long till the potatoes are fully grown

Me: I identify as a hooman, persona, and a fucking potato. Have you seen my baby pics?!?!

by PotatoPersona4Eva May 2, 2018

Potato Drinkers

A derogatory name for Russians due to their proclivity for drinking vodka, which is traditionally distilled from potatoes.

“Let’s beat these potato drinkers!!”

-The U.S.A. Olympic Team, probably

by FlipMeOver July 27, 2021

Cock Potato

An interfering control freak who causes more problems in the workplace than they solve.

"Ever since he got promoted to manager he's become a real cock potato around here."
"A what?"
"Cock Potato. Like a dick-tater."

by MikeAD April 23, 2017