taco bell roulette

When your boyfriend eats a large amount of Taco Bell and then you rim him.

Baby, what do you want for dinner?
Taco Bell!
But you promised to rim me later...
Looks like I’m playing Taco Bell roulette again!🤷🏻 ♀️

by Mandi Minx May 9, 2019

Taco Bell Sweats

Physical and mental anguish caused by eating at Taco Bell, whilst fully aware that it will be followed with regret. This usually consists of a Volcano Burrito meal at the Taco Bell on Newport Road in Cardiff, Wales.

"We gotta stop eating here after class, I've got the Taco Bell Sweats"

by man of culture 69 December 20, 2022

Taco Bell's Cannon

The explosive diarrhea you get after eating Taco Bell.

"I have to go to the bathroom and fire off Taco Bell's Cannon"

by FlounderFlound August 11, 2022

taco tuesday guy

This guy is all about Taco Tuesday. He will invite any and all within shouting distance to attend the festivities. This guy usually rolls solo to this event, but prior to his departure will apply copious amounts of Old Spice. 2 dollar tacos are first on his agenda, but a close second is a Lady of the Night.

John would like to invite you ladies and gents to Sloppy Jose's for Taco Tuesday. Old Spice is a requirement for this Taco Tuesday Guy!

by Tacotuesdayguy January 15, 2016

mexi-man taco

when you eat the bean burrito that comes out of a mans ass

jeff: did you hear?
tom: what?
jeff: i gave stacy a mexi-man taco last night
tom: nice

by D. Sanchez! January 24, 2010

Taco Bell Dipstick

When having anal sex, the man pulls out so that their partner can perform fellatio, then resumes. Unlike regular ass-to-mouth, the Taco Bell Dipstick only occurs if the anal sex continues after the blowjob.

"My girlfriend let me give her a Taco Bell Dipstick for my birthday."

by Eleven Tails February 15, 2020

Australian Sloth Taco

An old Australian lady’s hairy vagina with moss on the pubic hair.

“Yea man, I ate some Australian Sloth Taco last night.”

by ChiChiRodriguez November 25, 2022