by .uzmy May 02, 2022
by Welove69happybirthdayrob December 01, 2020
On February 5th .people who’s name starts with H have to makeout alot with people who’s name starts with K . Oh and also if the person who’s name start with K and he/she has a second name you have to f*ck with them ;)
K:Wait ur name start with H ?
H: yeah wait does urs start with K?
K: yeaaah!! Its 5 February aswell Lets makeoutt!! I have a second name aswell btw;)))
H: oh;)
H: yeah wait does urs start with K?
K: yeaaah!! Its 5 February aswell Lets makeoutt!! I have a second name aswell btw;)))
H: oh;)
by Hlover13 February 04, 2022
person 1: Yo are you sigma skibidi? i heard you were!
person 2: Nahh but Mathias is a lskibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five.
person 2: Nahh but Mathias is a lskibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five.
by penisslikker January 02, 2024
five minute holidays.
this is when you jump into your car and drive to your favourite destination in lightspeed. knowing time will end too soon until you are called back into service. hopefully one day it will be the other way round when my favourite getaway will be my physical home ♡
this is when you jump into your car and drive to your favourite destination in lightspeed. knowing time will end too soon until you are called back into service. hopefully one day it will be the other way round when my favourite getaway will be my physical home ♡
"mama, can you play restaurant with me in the bath tub?"
"Honey, i'm on 5 min hols. catch you later"
"Honey, i'm on 5 min hols. catch you later"
by Krkič January 01, 2021
Because he is homeless and steals from garbage cans trying reassemble his garbage collection to give people he likes!
by Tweekachew October 13, 2020
by OOFA_BOOFA February 27, 2019