Sexiest Man in the Universe

His name is George, he has hints of red in his hair when he’s under the sun, and he is a giraffe. He is totally unaware of how amazing and sexy he is, but that just makes him 10x sexier. He has the most soothing, sexy voice. And he is perfect. In Alpaca’s eyes. Rumour has it he is taken so all the girls should not even try.

Oh look he’s the sexiest man in the universe it must be Spider Giraffe.

by Cow_fr July 6, 2025

University

A womb for people who are not ready to face the reality.

University is a womb.

by cum-on March 12, 2023

QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE NUMBER 1

Queen of the Universe Number 1

All of the Queens of the Universe have to acknowledge that the Queen of the Universe Number 1 has the most power over Earth including material, physical, emotional, spiritual and all of the Galaxies in the Universe. She is the ruler of all things that matter and her name is Krystyna.

by Nunuska June 26, 2020

Universally Xi

Noun or Verb: A divine, cosmic goddess. One that can be challenged but always prospers; The act of Love in Female Form. Grounded in righteousness.

Example: “That woman is blessed! She has that Universally Xi vibe.”

by Exceptionalist July 23, 2022

Bluetooth Universe

A theoretical state of being where the universe you reside in is superimposed on top of (and within) the frequencies and properties of the Bluetooth realm.

Nancy was walking through the Bluetooth universe. She had a Bluetooth knife flung at her. Nancy's options were to take the hit and die in the Bluetooth universe, or turn off the Bluetooth before the knife could make contact with skin. She tried to turn off the Bluetooth in the Bluetooth universe, but failed in doing so because she could not confirm the warning of turning off said universe in time. Hence, she died in the Bluetooth universe. Also, if you die in the Bluetooth universe, you are not a Bihari.

by Controlled Chaos, Tyler Brown February 17, 2010

The answer to life the universe and everything

42.... Yeah underwhelming isn't it

The answer to life the universe and everything is...
You're really not going to like it 42

by Arthur dent,,,,,, April 15, 2022

Fordham University

Lincoln center: A mid university for those who were rejected from NYU, Columbia, and Barnard but still willing to pay 80k a year. “The CITY is my campus”

Rose hill: Professors don’t even know why people go there

I go to Fordham University Lincoln center
So you also got rejected from NYU?

I go to Fordham University Rose hill

So you’re trying to transfer to Lincoln center?

by Anonymous ram November 19, 2022