Band Dad

Middle aged men (sometimes women a.k.a. Band Mom) that are handy with tools and building. Typically has a child enrolled in marching band, drumline, color guard, drum corps, etc. Typically volunteers to build props, but may take on other tasks such as towing trailers, mixing Gatorade, etc.

Why did you bring your drill to rehearsal?

- I'm going to band dad and help finish the props this weekend.

by ztothex August 21, 2022

gon's dad

an absent bitch

gon's dad "man fuck jean ugly ass bitch"

by ugly turtle March 12, 2021

finger dad

when your dad is literally a finger

wow I did not know you had a finger dad

by Crymed June 11, 2017

Dad

The man who went to the store to get milk and never came back

I went to the store and still couldnt find my dad

by aids21 November 30, 2021

Your Dad

1. The reason your sad ass exists.
2. That guy who left to get milk 7 years ago.

"Your dad is a horrible person"-Scumbag

by The Legend Scumbag December 3, 2018

Your dad

A ginger bitch ass nigga you got the declining hairline from. Or you don't know him.

Y/N: "yo, whats your dads hair color?"

Me: "he's a ginger."

*everyone in the school bullies you*

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

your dad loose

your dad loose is a phrase used as an insult against someone.

The phrase refers to the loose asshole of the victims father, indicating that you have anally penetrated them.

Guy 1: Fuck you!

Guy 2: Nah fuck you, your dad loose bitch!

by Kivikallo August 30, 2021