tend to the taco

1. to go to the bathroom to pee
2. sexual gratification via vagina from either the owner of vagina or other

1. "hey i gotta tend to the taco one sec" *goes to bathroom*
2. "I'm sure Blake tends to Riley's taco seeing as the are with each other every second of the day."

tend to the taco by stressedisdessertbackwards April 5, 2017

Sour cream taco

When u bout to nut but you pull out and come ON her pussy instead of IN her pussy

"Dude, you fucked Rebecca. What you do?"
"Nigga i sour cream taco'd her"
"Damn dude , you lucky"
"I know"

Sour cream taco by Bacach April 18, 2018

One-Bean Taco 

A woman’s clitoris and vulva.

“What are you having for dinner tonight?”
“One-bean taco if I’m lucky.”

One-Bean Taco by Alistair Cookie October 20, 2019

Spinach on a taco 

Ruins the point of a taco

I got spinach on a taco

Spinach on a taco by Rapterdragon83 November 25, 2019

Five Course Taco Spread 

A sex position where a man, while drinking margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of the woman who’s wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert 5 crucifixes blessed with holy water into the vagina, while performing the act of sodomy so as not to offend the catholic God.

As a born-again virgin she needed to stay untainted according to religious doctrine, but to keep her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend from seeking sexual pleasure elsewhere, she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread after school.

Five Course Taco Spread by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020

Banana Shadow Taco of Ultimate Demise 

1. Banana Shadow Taco of Ultimate Demise is often used to poke fun at anime by screaming non-sensible words while throwing you hands into an "attack position".

The rude jock screamed Banana Shadow Taco of Ultimate Demise while throwing his hands forward so that the lower portion of his wrist touched the corresponding segment on his other hand as the weeb walked by.

Banana Shadow Taco of Ultimate Demise by Megalomaniac Of Idiosyncrasies November 30, 2020

me when taco bell 

i will shart the god damn toilet toilet

me when taco bell made me shart like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

me when taco bell by yourlocalmemer July 17, 2022