Laser Music

Electronic music. Typically heard at raves or European discos. Sounds like a fire fight from an 80s G.I. Joe episode (all of their guns shot laser beams).

A hallmark of Laser Music is a highly repetitive beat and "laser sounds" (e.g. pew pew pew pew beeet beet beet beet, etc) that requires a heavy dose of illicit drugs (ecstasy and the like) to enjoy.
Person A: "They said they were gonna be at xyz club tonight and that we should go"
Person B: "Xyz club? That's a laser music club! Fuck that!"
Person A: "What? You mean you are fresh out of glow sticks and ecstasy?"
by ThePinnacle October 20, 2011
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queen of music

Beyoncé.
“Who’s the queen of music?”
“Beyoncé of course. She reps the best selling girl group of all time Destiny’s Child, is the most awarded artist in history second only to MJ and has THE most Grammys. Her vocals are unmatched, no one else can beat her dancing skills or breath work, and her albums are the standard for almost all genres. Stream Renaissance!
by dreamg1rls August 23, 2022
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Aerobics music

Aerobics music again? That's the 87th time this week, you're slowly driving me crazy with that shit.
by Solid Mantis December 03, 2020
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Music Paleontologist

A paleontologist is a scientist who studies the history of life on Earth through the fossil RECORD. Fossils are the evidence of past life on the planet . A trace fossil is any evidence of the life activity of music that lived in the past. Beats, tracks, bars and melodies are all examples of trace fossils.
A paleontologist is a scientist who studies the history of life on Earth through the fossil RECORD. Fossils are the evidence of past life on the planet . A trace fossil is any evidence of the life activity of music that lived in the past. Beats, tracks, bars and melodies are all examples of trace fossils. There are few people that have the gift of this craft. It takes a keen ear and vision of the future to be a true music paleontologist. The only true way to the future is to unravel the past.
by misstara007 December 02, 2023
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Dada Music

Music that takes inspiration from Dadaism (Dadaism being an art movement which rejected the logic, reason and aestheticism of modern art and instead expressed nonsense and irrationality within different works of art. It was often referred to as anti-art).
One of the most notable dada music artists is System of a Down. You'd have to have a pretty high IQ to understand their music better.
by CelticEagle February 23, 2019
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Unabridged Musical

An unabridged musical is a musical with no original songs, but instead have parody’s of different songs from movies, tv shows, and other musicals.
by EmmaRosie September 13, 2020
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Zombie Death Music

A term that some people would use to define screamo and all the genres that include it.
Teenager: -blasts "It Never Ends" by Bring Me The Horizon-
Mother: Are you listening to Zombie Death Music again?!?
Teenager: No...
by KupcakeNinja September 10, 2010
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