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Universe Reset

A group of highly unstable retards whose only job is to make one person's life a living hell. Also known as "gangbanging" him/her into hopeless despair of ones useless fucking life. One invested with about twenty six alternate accounts mostly maid by the princess herself.
"Hey do you know about Universe Reset?"
"You mean those retards who can't tell a word from a letter?"
"Yup."
by Grim__ April 10, 2022
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where the most diverse personalities can all get along.

a school automatically can become number one.

donde las personalidades más diversas pueden convivir.

una escuela puede convertirse automáticamente en la número uno.

Mire, no estoy bromeando en la UNIVERSIDAD ESTATAL DE SAN FRANCISCO, vi a una NIÑERA Y NIÑO CISCO saliendo y, además de eso, estalló una GUERRA DE IDIOMAS sobre las MAMÁS, la palabra "qué hacen estas personas en el WPP" como se apretó en algún lugar entre el DIMPLE WHIPPLE y la gente de WB como este ZEXY FLORIDIAN de ORLANDO ha estado parado frente a este SECADOR ahora durante veinte minutos y apagándolo y encendiéndolo, ¿alguien tiene algo que AGREGAR a este VIAJE ESPACIAL HISTÓRICO y siempre que está ocurriendo aquí como NASA? Seguro que sabe cómo DIVERTIRSE.

Voy a ser SUCCINTO Y CONTINUO, ya que este CHICO DE YAHOO DICE "EL TRABAJO APESTA", así que aquí en la UNIVERSIDAD DEL ESTADO DE SAN FRANCISCO, ya que hay PROCESAMIENTO AUTOMÁTICO DE DATOS por parte de estos INGENIEROS DE FRAT súper avanzados INGENIEROS y sí, WPP tiene el resto del La carga de SEdap en cuanto a MASTICAR A LA PAR, ya que resulta ser este hecho, como se puede DECLAR, "ES LA FRATERNIDAD", pero GIRAR BÍBLICAMENTE el (SOR) o (R) It (Y) ejecuta EL SHOW.

Live translation

AARON "POWATSON" PECKHAM"
Look I am not kidding at SAN FRANCISCO STATE UNIVERSITY I saw a NANNY AND CISCO KID dating and on top of that a LANGUAGE WAR broke out about MUMS the word " what do these people do in the WPP "as it squeezed somewhere between the DIMPLE WHIPPLE and the WB people as this ZEXY FLORIDIAN from ORLANDO has been standing in front of this BLOW DRYER now for twenty minutes and turning it off and on as does anybody have anything to ADD to this HISTORICAL as well as always SPACE TRAVEL going on here as NASA sure knows how to have FUN.

I am going to be SUCCINCT AND TO THE POINT as this YAHOO GUY SAYS "WORK SUCKS" so here at SAN FRANCISCO STATE UNIVERSITY as there is AUTOMATIC DATA PROCESSING by these super advanced FRAT ENGINEARS ENGINEERS and yes that WPP has the rest of the SEdap burden as to CHEW AT PAR as it happens to be this fact as can be STATED , "IT'S THE FRATERNITY" but BIBILICALLY SPIN the (SOR)o(R)It(Y) runs THE SHOW.

He's the MAN of SAN FRANCISCO STATE UNIVERSITY the WPP-WB together asclots of baggage understand BUTT WE ALL D00!!!!
by MAJOR OCCURRENCE August 16, 2022
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University of San Francisco

A liberal arts diploma mill often confused with University of Southern Florida, UCSF, or SFSU—so much so that “CA” has to be added to clarify it’s just USF, an overpriced private school with minimal campus life. There’s little sense of community, our Donaroo is hit-or-miss, and for parties, you’re better off at SFSU. USF boasts about diversity, even tho it’s mostly Midwestern liberal pick-me girls and ultra-wealthy Chinese international students who barely speak English but could afford to put your whole family in their sweatshops back home.

The student body is a mix of self-righteous progressives, moody rich kids, and trust fund babies, with about 10% actually down-to-earth. Any non-liberal opinion will get you side-eyed, and most students slowly realize their $80K tuition wasn’t worth it. Maybe some are still just coming off Adderall. Hard to tell.

Faculty mostly understand the tuition scam and avoid expensive textbooks—unless you’re pre-med or law, in which case you already messed up. The admins, mismanages funds, underpays staff, and faces constant janitorial strikes. Dorms are bare-bones (“minimalist”), cafeteria food is bland, and sports are irrelevant.

The only perks? The location and an alumni network full of rich, old-school Italian- Catholics who don’t care about USF’s so-called values. You’ll wish you’d gone to a state school.
The University of San Francisco maybe be hilariously liberal, but at least we’re sleepy enough to not be Berkeley
by OldSchoolFool February 24, 2025
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1. A soyjak’s Marvel-tier obsession with treating politics like the next Avengers saga, where voting for the "lesser evil" is the ultimate NPC quest. Features endless reboots (elections), zero character development (career politicians), and post-credit scenes (news cycles) teasing the next "most important election of our lives."

2. When normies LARP as "freedom fighters" by doomscrolling headlines, stanning blue-check politicians, and arguing online like they’re in the Capitol Hill version of Endgame. Spoiler: Thanos (the deep state) always wins.
"Dave spent 4 hours debating midterm polls on Reddit, fully immersed in the Political Cinematic Universe. Meanwhile, his life’s still mid, his 401k’s dead, and his wife’s boyfriend says ‘vote harder.’"
by UrbanDic1453 March 11, 2025
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Universal Nigga Card

The universally recognized license to say the term "nigga" as a Caucasian and not be royally fucked up by the black community. The one and only active UNC is issued to the legendary rapper Marshall Mathers AKA Eminem.
Bruh, Eminem has the only Universal Nigga Card in the galaxy. He's the only white dude who can say "nigga" freely and not get Timberland stomped. The world must respect Eminem.
by GangstaWee June 2, 2022
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Universal Spunk

"Did you see the bassist for Universal Spunk?"
said Samson,"Yeah, he's like an alien..."
by Mr. Rainbow August 21, 2008
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Midwestern State University

A place where all the fucking geese in the northern hemisphere migrate to when it gets to cold.
Did you see all those fuckin geese poo on the ground at Midwestern State University
by Theadore guisel December 6, 2022
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